♥ Sunday, July 08, 2007
The synonym of a ez-link card is notice board
Ann and i were crapping again yesterday after training, and on the bus we started playing with synonyms. actually we were showing yi shan the ways of eating on the bus, then yi shan was so sleepy, but she still gave us some methods of eating:
-the 'Im waiting' method, put the food on the left side of ur right palm, then put ur palm against ur face, then open ur mouth to take the food in.
-the 'im thinking' method, put the food in between ur two thumbs, then put ur hands together as if u are wishing, then hold ur hands in front of ur mouth, then eat when u look like u are thinking about something.
haha, good ways to add to our collection.
anyway about the synonyms, we were talking about noodles are brains, and last time we said noodles were marbles, and Ann said that we should make our own thesaurus and one part would say 'the synonym of noodles is marbles', and the synonym of marbles are eye balls, synonym of eye balls are snow balls, and so on, naming everything that is round. then we started with a new one... synonym of square is cube, synonym of cube is sponge, synonym of sponge is white board, synonym of white board is black board, and the meaning of 'synonym' became 'same shape as'. when we got to the mrt station i said synonym of something was ez-link cards, and yi shan said we can go on to saying all the cards in the world, and we started naming credit cards and cue cards and house cards and support school activity card and then we saw someone coming out of the train with a cake box so ann said cake box, and i said cake, and then cookies, and all the food came. At jurong east interchange we start pointing to parts of the staion and say 'that thing' when we saw something that was either square or rectangle. yishan siad that saying that thing was the synonym of that thing is so meaningless, so we cut that out and came up with stuff like the crown of the teeth, and so on, then when i got off the train we were talking about singapore flag and school flag and primary school flag, and yi shan was yawning and saying we can say all the flags of the countries in the world... from this you should be able to gather that gym ppl are really crazy.
and another thing during training kelly was running around talking pictures of ppl doing stunts and capturing pictures of ppl in the air. then ann setted her camera nicely and was trying to take a picture of her self, but couldnt, so i told her i'll help her, then she ran over to the trampoline and i was stuck there trying to figure out which button to press, so she said big button then i shouted which big button then she said just press any big button so i did and i pressed the WRONG button, then i shouted to ann and she ran back and was trying to tell me which one and we ended up laughing hysterically and yi shan was shouting at us that she wants to go home, so we just switched off the camera and went, and ha ha ha.
oh yah we saw something funny in the mrt. we were talking abuot square things when suddenly ann shouted BALLOON!!! and guess wad in the middle of all the green trees there was a pink balloon hovering above. somehow the balloon got stuck in the tree. hahaha... BALLOON IS SQUARE. it wasnt:))
during dinner at my grandma's house was also funny, as my cousins and i were discussing that dentists are colour blind. wei hong said that his dentist gave him white when he asked for transparent, and ying qi said that she asked purple and the dentist took pink, and she said no i want purple so her dentist took another one and then she went home and realised that it wasnt purple and it was in some shade of pink. i asked my dentist for white once, and she took out these colours for me to choose: beige, white, lighter white, milkish white, transparent. ha, not that colour blind but still colour blind. heh heh heh...
wa ha i better start doing my homework or i'll never finish my pt.. :DDD
9:12 AMGymRocksMyLife
♥ Friday, July 06, 2007
dont do hw dont sleep dont talk dont discuss dont look around = stoning
haha i am back again, to update on stuff!
which also means riting history.
cos my blog is sooo behind things:DDD
anyway, i was going to go on about the title and WHY i put it that way, but i suddenly remembered that i promised my senior that i would post about something....
Ann and i were taking that bus that particular day after training and Ann was eating a packet of mamee, when the bus arrived, so we smuggled that mamee on to the bus and went to the second deck... it was a double decker bus, obviously. then we went rite at the back, and tried to hide from the camera.. why? because we were trying to eat!! :DD and yeah, we looked super obvious, cos we were making so much noise in the bus, but thanks goodness no one complained or saw that we wer eeating, so its alright. We came up with this method to eat on the bus:
Step 1: get on a double decker bus
Step 2: get onto the second deck so the driver doesn't see u.
Step 3: go rite to the back where no one goes to seat.
Step 4: get seated comfortably and we are ready to begin!
now for the methods of eating...
1) hide behind the chair and eat. (most effective)
2) pretend to drop something, then bend down to pick it while u are actually shoving ur food into ur mouth. (u'll look suspicious after sometime cos u cant keep droping ur things.)
3) start laughing until u bend all the way down, then take the opportunity to stuff ur food into ur mouth. (ppl might think u are crazy)
4) start talking to whoever is in the bus with u, and u turn ur head until the camera cant see u, then eat all u want.
5) put ur food in the middle of ur index finger and thumb, then start scratching ur nose with ur middle finger. make sure ur mouth is blocked by ur palm, then put the food into ur mouth.
6) put the food in the middle of ur palm, then fake a yawn, throw the food into ur mouth while covering ur mouth in the process of yawning. (not effective if u are laughing away, and couldn't yawn.)
7) stuff ur food under the findernail of ur little finger, then dig ur ear with ur index finger while ur little finger stretch to ur mouth to drop the food in. (not effective if ur fingernail is not long enough, or its too gross to do that, or the food refuse to be stuffed.)
8) pretend to read a book, hide behind the book while eating. (a good method, but u must have books:DD)
9) pretend to check the money in ur wallet, make sure ur wallet is covering ur mouth, then eat. (random method)
10) just eat. an open method, provided that no one is looking.
there u have it, ten methods to eat. u can choose from the variety, and there must be one that suits u. now, for methods of chewing. Actually, should be method of chewing because there is only one method:
Just talk to whoever is with u, and chew while u talk, cos when u chew, ur jaws move and when u talk ur jaws move as well.
haha, and with all this ridiculous methods Ann and i managed to finish the whole packet of mamee while laughing and giggling away.
now, i shall talk more about the title, cos it represents something significant that caused me to miss training on tuesday... :(
which is, something called the DC, which of cos means DETENTION CLASS!!!
for my class's case, is a class dc, cos we got 3 class bookings! for something we didnt do, but thought to be done by us cos OUR CLASSROOM IS HAUNTED.
anyway, the dc was damn boring la, we had to do some lame reflections, and the prefect that was there said these rules:
-no talking
-no discussing of answers
-no sleeping
-no doing homework
-no turning around
-no lying on the table
-and NO STONING.
the first few rules already suggested stoning, and yet we cant stone, so how can we not do anything, and yet not stone?? FARNNY.
so anyway, i finished reflectionsin half and hour, and we were serving 1 hr dc. so i tried doing my homework, but then the prefect started walking around, so i didnt get to do any homework in the end. she kept hovering near where i sat, so i had to hide my homework under the sheet of paper i did my reflections on. then another did her homework too, then the prefect saw and CONFISCATED it. ahhh, so when her back was towards me i quickly stuffed my homework into my file.
Natalie told me that she fell asleep leaning back on her chair, and only realised that she was sleeping when the prefect woke her up. she say she damn shuang la, hahahaha...
anyway dc is a waste of time. could have gone training lor... by the time i finish dc i wont get to henry park on time. and i reflected on something i had nothing to do with, so, of cause i crapped about 'why i did this, why i did that, what i did affect others, why...' i crapped for all since i got no answer anyway, and i talked about good values, and whatever crap that came to my mind, cos i DUNNO wad to reflect about anyway. because, the class bookings were caused by no one in the class. we were booked 3 times for not offing the lights, and everytime we had witnesses that the last person did turn off the lights. we cant say someone sabotage us either, cos we hav no proof.
today our class ppl saw that 107 didnt off their lights, and told gen to go book them. i dunno whether she booked them or not, but i hav a feeling she offed the lights for them. i'll ask her sometime if i rememeber.
anyway im going an extra hour tmr for training to make up for tuesday.
7:52 PMGymRocksMyLife
there's the squirrel!!! tight rope walking on the fence!!!
