♥ Friday, December 26, 2008
Lame Santa 2008
theres no more training since its christmas! and yesterday was christmas! and as usual, i was lame. i went on msn, and i said 'have a HOHOHOly christmas!' to everyone whom i talked to, and 'L (HO) L', my next joke will be 'you know why its 'silent night'? 'cos the ppl were singing 'silent night....' and santa said 'HOHOHOly night...' and the joke was so cold (cos its winter) and no one laughed, so its a silent night.
i said it to sam, and guess what, he had a lame answer to that. the convo is something like this, i edited it:
me:
hello! Have a HOHOHOly christmas!
samching:
hehhehheh
samching:
so bored ah
me:
why?
samching:
come up with this kind of stuff >.>
samching:
and i read your blog post about ant and moz man!
me:
i came up with it last night 12 am
samching:
then you've been using it until now?
me:
i got another joke. You know why its 'silent night'?
samching:
mmm no!
me:
yep i use it on all those whom i havent said it to yet.
samching:
haha okay
samching:
why silent?
me:
cos the ppl singing 'silent night...' and santa said 'HOHOHOly night...' and it was such a cold joke (cos its winter) and no one laughed, so its a silent night.
samching:
AHAHA
samching:
YINXIN!
me:
hehheh
samching:
they should have muttered like hehheh or something at least
me:
hmmm i dunno why no one said anything. Oh the children will all shout 'santa!' and the teens will shout 'lol' and the adults will shout 'wa lao eh'
samching:
yeah!
samching:
they certainly would have said something
samching:
or at least santa would have shouted noooo
samching:
cos the people would be stoning him for his lameness
me:
oh yes. Then it would be silent night for a few seconds. Then the whole world erupt in lameness.
samching:
haha every child's present would be something lame
me:
hohoho like a walking stick.
samching:
heheh and crutches
me:
or a doll with a broken leg.
me:
and wheel chairs. wheel tables too.
samching:
haha mmm
samching:
lame lambs
me:
lame chop
samching:
ohh no
samching:
this is getting lamer
samching:
and lamer
samching:
must be the aura of santa and gang
me:
i wonder why this convo isnt limping. Oh wait convos cant walk!
samching:
convos should be a kind of vehicle
me:
the lame aura of santa and his lame reindeers. No wonder they fly instead of run.
samching:
haaha yeah
samching:
they spread their lame aura through lame bombs
samching:
and the whole world kena
me:
the lame bombs can be their shit
me:
convos can be tricycles cos their missing one wheel.
samching:
not all convos are lame >.<><
samching:
they can be the thing that santa rides on
me:
i cant remember what its called.
samching:
anyway i have to go dinner now. ttyl(:
samching:
back
samching:
haaha
me:
yo! er i think my laming mana ran out already. No more lame jokes.
samching:
haha that is good
samching:
so you won't corrupt me
me:
since when did i corrupt you =D
me:
anyway you insisted on being an algae instead of a shit, thats quite lame =D
samching:
hahah why!
samching
algae is much more refined:D
me:
REFINED HAHAHA
samching:
hahaha! yeah
samching:
its not dull brown
me:
brown is not dull! Its a very warm colour! And its more interesting than green. Brown got 5 different letters.
samching:
hahaha. green is well... the colour of the trees!
me:
haha the colour of weeds. Jiayun made this seaweed joke 'seaweeds are green cos i only see (sea) weeds.
samching:
ahaha okay
samching:
was she talking to you?
me:
yeah. We were trading seaweed jokes. Zhiyuan gave that theme yesterday. But shiwei's seaweed jokes still owns.
samching:
hhaaha what was his?
me:
why is the w in seaweed extra?
samching:
er seaeed?
me:
cos there's c(sea), d and e
samching:
ahaha okay ._.
me:
there was another one but i cant remember what. Mine wasnt that good. Why is seaweed bad for your health?
samching:
errr no idea?
me:
cos its grade c (sea)!
samching:
ahahah
me:
why is seaweed not salty?
samching:
mmm not sure
me:
seaweed is not salty cos there's no t (ty) in seaweed. ThatS'ALl.
samching:
lol! okay
me:
im playing scrabble with my cousins. and now they are making up rubbish words XD
samching:
hahaha ran out ideas eh
me:
is there such word as noke or nok? My cousin trying to put.
samching:
er no haha
samching:
at least i dont think so
me:
i dont think so either but we just let it pass. She put 'hia' too. Dunno where that came from.
samching:
lol outerspace
me:
mars. No wait its from that lame santa!
samching:
haha
me:
now they put 'lapiioa' and 'bejq' and 'laz' and 'netran'
samching:
0.0
me:
non-existence words.
samching:
created out of their imagination eh
me:
damn lame. Its a game of scrabble given by santa.
samching:
haha lame santa
samching
rmbr
me:
yup.
samching:
haha. anyway, have to do work. brb!
me:
im so going to post about lame santa.
samching:
the kids around the world will cry
me:
haha yeah. The lame santa 2008
samching:
haha
later...
me:
oh sam i thought of the thing that santa rides on is called sleighs!
samching:
hahaha we change them to convos :D
me:
ya and then the sleigh bells can be lame alarms, and since sleigh bells are always ringing, santa is always lame!
samching:
haha yeah!
samching:
no they would be unlame alarms!
samching:
warning santa of unlame pple
me:
oh no wonder they stop singing after christmas... Cos everyone has turned lame due to the lame bombs, and there's no more unlame ppl!
samching:
yah! =O true!
me:
then the spell lasts for one year. Next year santa come to lame ppl again.
samching:
yeah. cos somehow the newyear unlamefied them
me:
cos the nian and the firecrackers put everyone back to normal. And the red goodness too.
samching:
haha
and thats the new true meaning of christmas. santa's secret motive is to make everyone lame. beware.
10:09 AMGymRocksMyLife
