♥ Sunday, December 28, 2008
Storefish
ahaha i had another lame convo yseterday. this time its with marcus. its about a stonefish we saw at the aquarium at ocean park:
marcus:
so hu is stonefish best friend?
me:
rock fish or pebble fish
marcus:
err. walao XD
me:
haha rock fish listen to rock music and rock. pebble fish will pebble drugs!
marcus:
LOL no link! \nn/
me:
sandfish will be lying on sand paper and sanding itself. boulder fish will be shouldering burdens (burden + shoulder = boulder)
marcus:
omg u think dm fast sia. then wad abt lion fish?
me:
er lying around? (lion -> lying ?)
marcus:
lol? ok xD
me:
heh heh tiger fish would just be drinking tiger beer.
marcus:
LOL
me:
no they'll all be having ocean party cos its ocean party time!
marcus:
tiger beers new advertisment.
marcus:
wad time is it?
marcus:
its ocean party time!
me:
omg then no one would buy! they can sing under the sea too.
marcus:
then u will see the water start bubbling. all the air come up blop blop. cos they are spongebob!
marcus:
spongeblop xD
me:
haha spongebob is hohoholey!
marcus:
LOL he is santa's brother. just tt one is chinese(yellow) and one is ang moh.
me:
hahaha yeah. but at least spongebob can walk.
marcus:
oh wait spongebob cant walk. he is in the sea. he swims. so he is lame too
me:
no spongebob doesnt swim. he runs to work cos he is so enthu.
marcus:
but tt is the fake spongebob. the real spongebob swims.
me:
no the real one sponges. moves horizontally.
marcus:
the real one leaks water xD
me:
yeah and goes around squeaking!
marcus:
yeah and going arnd with his retarded friend
me:
ya patrick. and they go jellyfishing.
marcus:
haha. wad is patrick's past time?
me:
er. doing nothing. he's to do list is 'nothing' and he stones for 8 hrs straight.
marcus:
he stones and gaze at stars. he is a starfish. hur hur.
me:
ya he lives in a rock too!
marcus:
he lives under stonefish! xD
me:
family of stones. omg no wonder he is so stupid!
me:
patrick got patted one day by stonefish and got tricked. so now he is stupidly living under stonefish. OH NO THEN HE IS LOWER THAN STONEFISH!
marcus:
LOL. he is stonerfish. evolution.
me:
no he is storefish. star + stone
marcus:
LOL nice one xD u store stuff in him. but everything tt goes in is crap. tts why he is stupid.
me:
no wonder stonefish so stone. store all the stuff in patrick. made him overload, so his brain com hang, so thats why he so lag and stupid.
marcus:
yeah. no one help him upgrade. spongebob cant do anything too. all he absorbs just leaks out.
me:
he tries to relief patrick by absorbing stuff, but everything leaks out and kena patrick again.
marcus:
haha! nice one xD tts why patrick's quality of mind is one star xD only one patrick
me:
hahaha!
marcus:
hahah
me:
omg you can be santa's distant cousin!
marcus:
im spongebob's distant cousin cos im yellow. im chinese.
me:
haha! at least you dont leak
marcus:
haha of cos xD
me:
haha your best friend also not a starfish with a one star mind.
me:
hehheh patrick is damn sad.
marcus:
he is too dumb to knw wad is sad.
me:
have to endure the fate with stonefish. somemore its forever one cos stones dont change much.
marcus:
haha if they tolerate enough then they upgrade and float to space and become stars. and when they get demoted they fall back to water as shooting stars.
me:
and land in the sea and get cooled by the water and turn back into stones.
marcus:
and become stupid stuff and spongebob good friend again.
me:
what a vicious cycle. no way to break out of it.
marcus:
yeah xD
me:
haha cos he stone, cant break down!
marcus:
stones are non-biodegradable!
me:
=O environmentally unfriendly!!
marcus:
yeah then got global warming.
me:
yeah. warm until the sea level rises. then stonefish is lower in the sea than ever!
me:
omg what a lame convo! send me via email!
marcus:
haha ok. the whole thing?
me:
yeah. thanks. haha we rock!
marcus:
yeah we are rockstars!
and the convo went on about us rocking and being the opposite of stones, cos we are star shaped rocks and we keep vibrating, cos we rock, the total opposite of stones cos we dont keep still xD and something about eternal fire, and we are burning hot for eternity xD totally lame but so fun!!!
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