♥ Sunday, February 08, 2009
stress
exams is in one weeks time. and it seemed like we havent learn anything. life is so unfair. wheres the justice in this world? ->shinhuoy says 'in the court'. lols.
heres some jokes to cheer ppl up. its a spoof of nursery rhymes:
1. MCE MCE MCE --> 3 blind mice.
2. Hickory dickory dock. the mice ran up the clock. the clock struck one, and the rest escaped with minor injuries.
3. Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. Mary brings the lamb to school between two chucks of bread.
4. Mary had a little lamb. the mid wife fainted.
haha the first one was the pun of the day for our class. the next 3 is provided by Dr Sakhar xD
there are also some jokes regarding the names of our teacher. not meaning to be rude, but its funny.
new math teacher asked us to introduce ourselves to him. Charmaine was the last one. she said she wanted to move to new zealand next time, because got sheep, very nice. then the teacher wrote his name on the board : Mr Yang
(non-chinese ppl wont get that)
Mrs Quah was talking about 'sound', and she said 'usually when we talk about sounds, we say loudness, pitch, and QUAH-lity.
some lame statements about some subjects:
ss is an excess.
surds are absurd without the b. therefore it
is absurd and not just
b-ing absurd.
lastly, yuqing's brilliant equation that can trick everyone except math ppl:
study = no fail --(1)
no study = fail --(2)
(1) + (2) :
study + no study = fail + no fail
study ( 1 + no ) = fail ( 1 + no)
hence, study = fail
and, no study = no fail
12:33 PMGymRocksMyLife
